Happy Birthday, Girl!ġ2.– Happy Birthday! Another milestone for y… – I’m not counting!ġ3.Happy Birthday. Happy Birthday, Girl!ġ1.Fabulosity has no age. Happy Birthday, old lady!ĩ.What do you get to a non-consumerist birthday girl? (I know: a kiss)ġ0.Double checking if that’s indeed your real age.
No that’s my abs, birthday girlħ.Happy birthday, age is not such a big deal… to me. Ask what you can do for this party, you lazy scum!ĥ.What if I told you I got you no birthday gift?Ħ.This year, focus on your goals. This is just your birthday cake.Ĥ.Ask not what this birthday party can do for you. Happy BdayĢ.So how do you feel on your special day? Older.ģ.Call no fire fighter. People love to congratulate in a creative and funny way, for this reason, Bemorepanda has collected some funny messages and memes with funny birthday cards.ġ.Blow the candle and the foam.
Of course, on this day we receive congratulations. For example, in horoscopes, the birthday is essential, depending on it being determined the zodiac sign that influences the character of the individual, affinities and destiny. In astrology, prediction as well as in other pseudosciences or habits, the birthday has a very important role. In many cultures it is celebrated with family, friends, colleagues and it is customary for the birthday party to receive gifts. Damn, I should have been streaming this.Ĭongratulations! You’ve unlocked the achievement for observing a high score of over a half billion! That’s 10 reader points! Further achievements can be claimed by clicking on other Hard Drive articles and sharing them with your friends and immediate family.The birthday is the day that every person celebrates, a beautiful moment every year when you become more mature and fulfilled. 509 million!? Folks, we’ve been a website for five years and this is the wildest shit I’ve seen by far. Yooooo!!!!! A hundred million ? Are you frickin’ kidding me?! Seriously, somebody tell somebody. This has got to be some kind of a record. Yes!!! A Million! I still feel pretty good, too! OK let’s keep going.ġ4 fucking million? This is beyond what I even thought was possible here today. I’m sure you sick fucks are just loving this, huh? What? It just fucking doubled!! Oh man, we’re gonna fucking hit the fucking million! I feel like my whole body just got a boner.
This is so much better than reading about some stupid DLC you’ll never buy, isn’t it? We still have a ways to go, but keep thinking good thoughts. I wrote an article similar to this a few years back, but I’m starting to think we might even break that one’s high score (Which was 1,000,000,000). Whoaaaaa shit, those numbers are looking pretty good. Yeah, you like that shit, don’t you? Did you think I was fucking around?ĭamn, just keeps on going up. You need your fix, don’t you? You wanna see some numbers go up, isn’t that right? Well, I got you. Hey, gamer, whatcha doin? Pretending to work? Scouring the same video game news websites that you read every morning, seeing their similar reporting on the same four video game stories they’ve been milking all week? Why don’t you come over here.
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